So, I’m supposed to be working….
Neo nonchalantly sat down at his computer and hacked into the computers of all the journalists who had been slinging superficial insults at Keanu’s latest revision of his Mortal Human disguise. Neo casually deleted every single font from their computers other than Comic Sans MS and Papyrus, and made sure it was permanent.
They would never know what hit them.
Neo sat back in his chair and gave a small, satisfied smile.
McKenzie: (….) Anyway, I got the impression that he preferred a dark pub, to cruising on a yacht, or anything fancy. He actually called me “fancy” because yes, if there’s an occasion, I may prefer boating to beers on a hot summer day, but otherwise, I like to stay home and immerse myself in my own world.
may 22, with tom sturridge